— Lena Horne (via paarasytes)
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …
brb changing underwear
I AM GOING TO PASS OUT
I just want someone who will bring me food and cuddle with me and let me touch their butt.
I don’t feel like that’s too much to ask for.
sometimes “if i fits, i sits” isn’t the best motto.
so is there a scientific animal behaviorist or whatever reason for cats just trying to squeeze into everything?
a clever ruse. don’t fall for it. they’re just trying to avoid responsibility. i rarely see cat owners ask their cats to do the dishes after they attempt these sorts of sheningans, so clearly cats are onto something.